If you haven't seen it yet, slap yourself immediately.
I can give you plenty of reasons. Like the fact that you haven't set me up with your wife's hot sister/friendSaw it right before leaving for TDY. I loved it. The wife loved it. Huzzah for a flick that actually has an proud American hero and his allied pals slapping gimp-looking baddies all over the screen. 'Nuff said.
I need another reason to slap myself...